thepublicityfrog is a new communications paradigm that permits shy, ugly people compete blow for blow armed with solicitation scripts with trained salesmen. It is a known business concept that salesmen tend to be promiscuous because of their experiential advantage in gauging consumer interests, leading them to have more sex while telegenic, voluptuous women are tended to be hired to broadcast the news on mass media network television. While not having formal training in salesmanship, I first came across solicitation scripts when I went to law school at FSU and local Cuban Catholics handed out deposition scripts to train local virgins on how to defend their chastity against verbal persuasion of uncured sexual propositions